What is IRWTSMN?? I'll Tell YOU!!!

I have decided to finally start a diet. 

Trixie and Tess are two wonderfully smart gals that have come up with a fool proof diet plan.

It is the IRWTSMN diet.

What does that mean?

If Rob Were To See Me Naked

Whaaaaaa???

That's right! If Rob were to see me naked I would want to look my best and get some of my voluptuousness under control.

My #1 goal for this diet plan is to fit into my skinny jeans. 

You know the ones, that pair of jeans that are hanging up in the closet waiting for you to come back to them.

I have a wonderful pair of jeans patiently waiting for me. This diet plan is helping me in my goal of fitting into those jeans. The pair that make my butt look fabulous!

Do you have any healthy recipe tips to give me? I am open to suggestions since the only food I eat comes pre-made or of the instant variety, I can use the help :)

Want to start your own diet? Check it out:
 http://trixieandtess.blogspot.com/2010/09/irwtsmn.html

What Would Edward and Bella Say???

Want to know what Edward and Bella are going to say to each other during their wedding in Breaking Dawn? 

I know... I can't wait either!

Well just in case someone makes a mess of the wedding vows *cough*MelissaRosenberg*cough* which is possible but hopefully unlikely; you can write your own vows for Robzsinger's It's a nice day for a white wedding contest. I wrote my vows for Edward and Bella which you can find HERE and so now it's your turn.


You need to check out her blog even if you don't enter the contest, she has THE BEST Robp0rn slideshow at the top of her blog AND has created her own Rob videos. The videos are awesome, by the way, but don't take my word for it; watch them and see for yourself.
















What are you waiting for get your booty over to the lovely Robzsinger's blog right now! http://robzsinger.blogspot.com/

Fran (Bella) Duluk Pimps Out Her Fave FF - Emancipation Proclamation!

Emancipation Proclamation is “Tesoro” a treasure!

Reading is my passion and I donʼt have the patience for poorly written material, it insults the teacher in me. Having said that, I also appreciate lemony smut when I read it. EP is too good a story to even use smut to describe it, so if that is the ONLY thing you want to read stop here.

I was lucky enough to read EP during summer vacation, a time for me to unwind from RL and set a slow pace for myself. Iʼd heard about “mob-Edward” and didnʼt think I could picture the Cullens as Mafia characters, much as I didnʼt think Iʼd like reading about vampires and we all know how that turned out! FF stories with teen characters usually donʼt interest me either. Iʼm a snob sometimes, what can I say? Iʼve had literature courses, have read all the classics, all the best sellers and of course whatʼs ruined me for life was reading Twilight saga. Who knew Iʼd ever become intertwined in the lives of vampires but I know well written stories when I read them because I start caring about them like theyʼre real people. 

Like all of you, Twilightʼs somehow taken over my life and much to my horror has ruined my reading habits. I just canʼt seem to get into anything not related to twilight, dam that put such a kink in my passion until I “bumped” into Marie and Kassieʼs blog. They turned me, this twi-world virgin into a fickle whore! Yup, thatʼs me, the reading snob turned whore, reading any bit of smutty, lemony swill I put my hands on, visiting blogs, finding OMG Robporn, did I mention I am now a Twi whore...? But while I was enjoying myself in every way, the reading snob in me was totally unsatisfied, until EP cast itʼs spell on me...

       Really, Iʼm so addicted, and still in an EP coma and since misery loves company, I have this need to get others on board. Sound familiar i.e. Twilight...? Ok, so hereʼs my humble attempt to lure you all in. I will try not to include spoilers, but frankly if I do, itʼs ok because there is nothing I say that can really spoil this story, itʼs too epic, intense, complicated, delicious, moving, sad, funny, inspiring, wishful, gloomy, romantic, dramatic, and it will just take your breathe away, really. It will give you whip lash, like riding the scariest roller coaster you can find. The ups are high and the lows will have you weeping as if it were happening to you. Remember that feeling you got when you read about Bellaʼs loss after Edward leaves in NM? Well, that gut wrenching, stick a knife in your heart, is what Iʼm still feeling about EP even now.

     Not to worry though, because the flip side is the pee your pants humor- happiness that makes you feel all butterfly giddy! EP Edward is bad ass, edgy, intelligent, smutty, foul mouth, seemingly a prick, but soft hearted, vulnerable protective, possessive and OMG romantic (wait for chapter 47 the best love scene ever!) Heʼs drop dead gorgeous, think Remember Me Tyler. As dirty mouth as he is, he also whispers sexy Italian phrases and you will swoon as you read them... Iʼd be reading well into the hot humid summer night, when everyone but me was sound asleep, theyʼd be rudely awaken by my out loud laughing or moans of ecstasy. Rosalie and Emmett add spice and humor as well, so freakin funny... Jasper 

and Alice are all sweet, charming, nurturing, and everyoneʼs ideal brother, sister, girlfriend! And then thereʼs Carlisle, hummm, ok, heʼs still got SOME of twilight-Carlisle in him that you love and then brace yourself, cause heʼs an asshole-hard ass that will make you hate him...canʼt say more, wish I could though.... Bella is so sweet and innocent and broken and wounded and lovely... yet strong and smart and oh you will just want to take her home and take care of her...nuff said on that or I will start crying... 

     The theme as you know is rather adult and intense. Human trafficking is central to the plot. The plot takes twists and turns and youʼll never see the next turn coming until the writer steers you there, really. And sometimes youʼll hate where sheʼs driven you and youʼll want to scream “No,    please turn around and go back...!” But thereʼs no turning back, so if youʼre not prepared for the long haul ride, donʼt even begin the journey. Yeah, parts really suck, but thatʼs what good story telling does to you and thatʼs how I know this writer is good, you get a front seat as she drives you into her world and you feel so invested in the characters and their lives. You get into everyoneʼs heads because each personʼs voice is written naturally, crisply, consistently and although some of the “Twilight-ness” shows through, this story can stand alone if you change the names, Iʼm hoping she does this and gets this published on itʼs own merit. 

     Ah, I could go on forever, as you can tell, Iʼve been spell bound in this beautifully written tale. Iʼm still lost with these guys, somewhere between Chicago and Forks, maybe even California, at least I hope thatʼs where it ends for EP Bella/Edward, but even I canʼt say how this will end. There are at least two more chapters to be written and Iʼm hoping for the best and holding on for another dip on the roller coaster. Please come on board, and I promise to hold your hand all through your ride, you will need me, for sure. Summer has ended, fall and winter are close behind and if youʼre smart youʼll start reading EP, as this story will be the soft, warm place you can wrap yourself around to keep the chill off of you as Real Life takes itʼs winter toll. I promise you, youʼll have somewhere warm and delicious to go to after a

long hard day, youʼll sit back nice and cozy, read for a while (a LONG read..) as you step into an alternate world to escape and visit with characters so well developed that they will feel like a well loved family. Can you miss something that only exists on paper? I do, can you tell? Thanks to Marie and Kassie for listening to me when I needed someone to hold onto in the mist of my EP highs and lows, when I needed to rant and be heard. I feel honored for being able to share my newest passion with you all. Please let me know your thoughts as you read EP and know I am here for you, I look forward to holding your hand as you read EP and travel the road with you, help steer you on the bumpy journey into the land of EP heaven..

Sempre,

Fran

:belladuluk@gmail.com

Songs to set the

mood...

Here Without You by

Three Doors Down:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlDInVqv8cs

Wildfire by Skylark:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrwApVnzLYs

Link to EP (click + sign on the left twice to increase font

size): http://kharizzmatik-ep.blogspot.com/

How about some Kellan love???

Here are some of my favorite Kellan Lutz pictures!!! Please enjoy them, I know I do!!!

It's pretty clear that I love this picture, since it's my avi and all :)

It says "I know what you're thinking, and I'm thinking it too baby."

How can you not love a man that loves animals? Plus you need mad skillz to stay up on a skateboard while being pulled by a dog. I can't manage staying upright while moving on one of those things (that's what she said).

Why can't you be walking down my street looking like that??

My BFF's little sister texted me this lovely gem!!! Ahh she knows me so well :)

What could one more ab pic hurt???

Good ol' Midwestern boy!!! "Save a horse ride a cowboy" If that's the cowboy sign me up!

Please Kellan show us your Calvins.

This one is just too funny!

With that smoldering stare... I forgot my own name

I hate golf... but I'd watch you play all day!

OH DEAR GOD!!!

You wanna dance pretty boy???

I always feel like somebody's watching me!

Yes Kellan you do get paid a ton of money to take your shirt off but we like you for your brain too... it doesn't hurt that you're easy on the eyes ;)

Why hello there Mr. GQ

Grrr... lift those weights baby!

And for a dose of Rob... these boys look too handsome for their own good!

It might just be me but I could possibly need a cigarette after this post??? Maybe a drink to calm my nerves or some *cough* alone time *cough*

*I don't condone smoking... it's a bad habit & I don't condone drinking either, well I do but only if you are of legal drinking age and are being responsible by not over doing it and not driving. The PSA is now over. But please feel free to take all the *ahem* alone time you need... or wait for you s/o to show up and pretend they are Kellan for a little while ;)

69 Dude!!!!!!!!

Woohoooooo! We have 69 followers!!!!!

And do you know what that 
made me think of????

I thought that would give you all a laugh!
Bill and Ted is one of those movies that you still quote after all these years.
(Maybe that's just me - LOL)


I was a little afraid to go to google images and type in "69".
However.....I was surprised.
I found this.  Innocent enough, right?

and this

and this
(I think this was a subliminal message for me! 
I probably do need to lose 69 pounds!)

HELLO!
This is what my dirty mind was expecting!



And then I typed in "69 Rob Pattinson"
(as in "I'd like to")
and here's what turned up
The infamous, but fabulous panties from Twitarded! Woot Woot!

I know JJ and STY get all embarrassed and whatnot about the panties, but seriously - you know we love and your RPattz panties!
And are bit jealous that we don't have any! :)
Besides - I seriously doubt The Precious is looking at my blog - so I think it's safe!
Anyway, I digress.....
This came up as well.....give you any ideas?

Anyhoo.....thank you to follower #69!
You've made my day!

Rob, You Took My Breath Away....Again!

My computer is constantly on, and my screensaver is, as it should be, RobPorn.

(I can't imagine why my family gives me such a hard time about my obsession! LOL)

Anyway.....

I was sitting down at my computer this evening, and this is what was staring back at me.....

*Le' GASP*

I don't know why (well, I DO know why) but for some reason this pic just hit me hard today - right in the panties!  It's not like I've never seen this pic before, but I guess seeing it full screen, big as life was the clincher.

Rob, you just literally took my breath away!

(feel free to do that anytime you want BTW)

It got me thinking about some of the other RobPorn pics that

make me gasp, sigh, moan......you know what I'm saying.

Here are some of my top picks.

This look has sex written all over it...hmmmmm

hmmmm....this one does too

wow....they all do
Oh Rob, the things we could do in this hammock

Do you remember where you were the first time you saw this one?
*sigh* I'll never forget....or tell.

Don't even get me started on the "Fifty" look here.

Rob, leather, amazing crotch shot and fingerporn!

Yes Mr. Pattinson, I will do ANYTHING you want me to.....
and I mean ANYTHING!

Them fingers ain't just for piano playin......

Have you noticed that in most of the really sexy Rob shots, he's not smiling?
However, his smile is soooooo sexy.
And this suit?  I so want to grab the back of it!

Back to smoldering Rob. YUMMY!

"I like your beard...."
and I love the scruffiness

Yeah, I'm super pervy today!  

It's all that FF I've been reading.

What would I do without it.

What RobPorn takes your breathe away????

Send me your favorite RobPorn and I'll do a post of your faves.

twilightjunkiesanonymousblog@gmail.com

And don't think I won't benefit from opening my inbox to find some amazing RobPorn! LOL