Make a Wish Mr. Cullen

What do you get a vampire who has everything, for his birthday?

Well, first let's review what you already have, shall we?

Strength

Speed

Immortality

Mind reading ability
(except Bella of course)

Sex Hair

And don't forget, everything about him invites you in.....

His voice

His face

His smell

Here are my top ten gifts to give Edward for his birthday.
(Just humor me - I'm feeling a little silly!)

10. Vampire Popsicles
because you should have a sweet treat

9. Vegetarian Vampire Boxers
(to ensconce your lovely sparkly peen)

8. Cullen Crest Socks

(because even vampires need underwear and socks!)

8.  Novelty Goblets
(bahahahahaha!)

7. Vampire Cuff Links

(do you notice a theme going on here?)

6.  Blood

(It's the real thing baby!)

5.  Too little too late?????? LOL

4.  Vampire Troll

(C'mon Edward - I know you have a sense of humor!)

3. Mini Bella

(for when the real thing is not around)

2. Vampire Porn

Also for when the real thing is not around

(He may not be human, but he is a man!)

1. A Vampire Car!

Happy Birthday Edward!

Here's to an eternity of birthdays!