Green Eggs and Rob

Did you know there are still people out there who don’t really care for Rob? It’s true, unbelievable but true. So this is a little something for them, in the hopes I can change their minds about him. 

I like Rob.

I like Rob.

Rob, I like.

So you don’t like Rob you say.

Try him, try him and you may.

Try him and you may I say.

   

Would you like him in a house?

Would you like him on a mouse pad?

Would you like him with a box?

Would you like him when he’s on Fox?

Would you, could you, in a car?

In a tree?

A train! A train!

A train! A train!

Could you, would you, on a train?

In the dark? Here in the dark?

Would you, could you, in the dark?

Would you, could you, in the rain?

Could you, would you, with a goatee?

Would you, could you, on a boat?

I like Rob in all these ways, now you’ve tried him so what d’ya say?

I could always move on to all the wonderful things Mr. Pattinson can do, like play the guitar and sing to you…

So, how many minds do you think I changed today?
I really hope Dr. Seuss doesn't mind that I took liberties with Green Eggs and Ham :)