Have you noticed how after every Rob drought,
we are then immersed in Robward goodness!
It's too much.
My heart can't take it!
In particular, I am referring to......
(my new name for him)
|This is my absolute Rob/BB picture!!!!!! So freakin' cute!|
These pictures get my girly bits all aflutter!
Makes me want to have a Baby Factory Grand Re-Opening!
They make me want to send a
little proposal to Mr. Pattinson.
It goes a little like this:
To: Mr. Robert (aka Hotness, Sex-on-Legs, Fuckhawt) Pattinson
From: UtterlyAbsurd Bella
Date: January 17, 2011
Re: Baby Making
In light of the recent pictures of you with your WFE baby, I have a proposal for you. I noticed how adorable you look holding that baby! Just imagine if that bambino were your own. Here's where I come in. I am the perfect woman for the job. Kristen admittedly has hips than cannot handle a baby. I, however, can be very accommodating in this area, and have experience as well! Okay, I know you're rolling your eyes right now but hear me out. You just have to show up and I'll take care of the rest. I will provide a comfortable little love nest to make this happen stocked with all of your favorites (Heinekin, Hot Pockets, cigs and anything else your little heart desires). You only have to bring ONE thing! And I'm sure your little guys swim like heat-seeking missiles! Now keep in mind, these things take time......so it may be necessary to do the horizontal hokey-pokey a few times. Just for good measure. So Rob, what does a girl need to do to make this happen?
I look forward to hearing from you.
Rob, if you read this, just don't tell my husband. He get's a little funny about me propositioning superhot, fuckhawt, irresistable men such as yourself. It'll be our little secret.
I know I'm being silly. ;)
I do think Rob would make an amazing Dad, seriously.
What do you girls think?????