New Rob Wallpapers

 As promised, here are some new Rob wallpapers that I made while I was snowed in last week.

Click, Lick and Save........

And if those panty melting pics arent getting to you (but how could they not????) here is a vid from YouTube that our wonderful friend Fran sent us.  If you haven't seen this one yet, be warned.  It will hit you right in the girly bits!  I literally lost count of how many times I moaned OUT LOUD while I watched it!

Enjoy your RobPerving..........

We are Twihearted here!

Did you know that the month of February is American Heart Month? It is and today is National Wear Red Day to raise awareness for Women's Heart Health.

DangrDafne and My After Car is an XKR have set up a place where we can donate to the American Heart Association. Please donate to Twihearted, follow the link in our sidebar. You can check out Twitarded for more details.

This is such a wonderful cause. Be kind to your heart. 

Love Marie and Kassie

Snow Days!!!! Hell to the YEAH!!!!!

 As you probably know, Kassie and I are in the middle of Snowocalypse here in Chicagoland!

You know that they say that there are 3 reasons for becoming a teacher right?  

June, July and August

Well, there is a 4th reason.......SNOW DAYS!!!!!

So while I'm enjoying my 2nd snow day, I thought I should pop in here and let you know what I've been doing to occupy all this wonderful time.

(after I helped shovel us somewhat out)

This is my house engulfed in snow......pretty cool looking I think.

two words.......

FAN FICTION

You know, I remember not so long ago, when I would read recs for various FF's and I really didn't know what everyone was going on about.

Little did I know that six months down the line, I would be hooked like an addict needs a fix!

I've tried reading Twilight for the 18th time.......

Recently I've tried reading The Hunger Games......

I can't.

Fan Fiction sucks me right back in.

(Okay, so I did find time to read WFE 3x 

but that's because I'm totally picturing Rob as Jacob!)

So I've decided to just go with it and enjoy all the angst and lemony goodness.

Books will always be there.

I just may not ever get to them! LOL

Anyway, I've been reading a little fic called 

"Under the Apple Tree"

It was recommended to me by Fran......who is definitely one of my FF dealers! LOL

(my other dealer is Kassie!)

If you need a good rec.....she's your go-to gal!

Fran, you should really start a blog with your FF recs

.......I mean it! :)

Anyway, if you haven't read this wonderful fic, I highly recommend it.  Edward is a doctor which is always hot and Bella is.....well a hooker.  I think you can probably infer what will probably happen.......and you will enjoy it.

I'm about half way through it and I can't put it down!

Anyone else out there snowed in?

What are you reading to keep yourself warm?

Tell us in the comments.

Watch for my next post filled with yummy Rob wallpapers that I've been making!

Keep Calm

This is just a phase I swear it! Cross my heart.

If you hang around Twitter and Tumblr (even Facebook) you have seen the new craze. You see all the Keep Calm AVI's and think "What the???". This has become my new obsession. I wanted to share with you a few AVI's I have made for myself and some for my friends.

 This was my first shot... kinda fun!

 My second shot. WAAAAY better!!

 Yes ladies this is my new Facebook and Twitter AVI

 This I made for one of my favorite authors KitsuShel. She has written one of my all time favorite fics. Parachute you should really read this story.

I made this one for Marie aka UtterlyAbsurd Bella!!

 Fran I made this one with you in mind

Rob would really appreciate it if you got off his dick lol.

Homer Simpson would want you to eat a donut. Mmmm donut! Making this one gave me a little giggle.

 Made this one because the Bears are not going to the Superbowl and that's a big deal for me. I love my football.

 I made this one for my friend Kristen but then thought I could do one better

Paulie (her favorite) wants you to watch the White Sox! 

What do you think of my new obsession? Want one of your very own? Message me and I can make a beautiful creation just for you. 

Have a special Rob pic you love and you want it to be Keep Calm captioned, I can do it.

A Tumbling We Will Go

I was trying to think of something funny to post today but I think I've lost my mojo. I feel like a bad blogger for not posting in awhile and I really want to be funny or say something important. Lets start with something important and try to work on finding something funny along the way...

I got my hands on a copy of Cosmopolis and that book is booooring. Admittedly I haven't read too far into the story but so far it isn't great, I think I have been reading too many great ff's that make regular books seem like a steaming pile of crap.

However, I can see how they could turn this book into a screenplay for a movie and have it not turn out like shit. They will take out the boring crap and stick to mucho time with Rob in a limo so even if the movie is shit we will sit through it and drool over him in a suit (smart move casting department). Plus I won't have to try and make heads and tails of corporate america speak. What I know of the stock market and running a corporation could fit on the side of a dime... so I guess if they dumb it down by getting Rob naked in the back of that limo I will pay again and again to see it in the theater then buy it on DVD.

So now we're on to something informative...

I have been fiddling around with Photobucket and creating pictures to put on Tumblr. Do you have Tumblr? Do you know what it is? Well I'm gonna tell you a little about it...

It is
1) AWESOME
2) Really fun
3) And an absolute time suck

Here are some of the pictures I have posted on Tumblr... and let me tell you while mine are kinda fun to look at there are people that have made WAY better pictures and gif's that make Tumblr totally worth your time.

 OH MY EDWARDS

 I painted this... just kidding I can't even draw a stick figure. If I did paint this though, I'd be famous!

 Dad, Mom and the kiddo awwww

I've never loved the color mustard as much as I do when it's on Rob.. 

or when it's off Rob on my bedroom floor.

LWE's comment on Tumblr is perfect "The Cullen Bunch"

 One fan-freaking-tastic photo shoot

 Who coined the term "Tuxgasim"??? BC I love you and... yep think I just had one.

It isn't always about Rob with me... Kellan's lookin mighty fine.

You can follow me here: http://theonlymrscullen.tumblr.com/
You can follow Marie here: http://isabellamariecullen67.tumblr.com/

I bet I will be seeing more of you around Tumblr land really soon!

A Memo to RobDaddy

Have you noticed how after every Rob drought, 

we are then immersed in Robward goodness!

It's too much.

My heart can't take it!

In particular, I am referring to......

RobDaddy

 (my new name for him)

This is my absolute Rob/BB picture!!!!!! So freakin' cute!

These pictures get my girly bits all aflutter! 

Makes me want to have a Baby Factory Grand Re-Opening! 

They make me want to send a 

little proposal to Mr. Pattinson.  

It goes a little like this:

Memo
To: Mr. Robert (aka Hotness, Sex-on-Legs, Fuckhawt) Pattinson
From: UtterlyAbsurd Bella
Date: January 17, 2011
Re: Baby Making


Dear Rob,
In light of the recent pictures of you with your WFE baby,  I have a proposal for you.  I noticed how adorable you look holding that baby!  Just imagine if that bambino were your own.  Here's where I come in.  I am the perfect woman for the job.  Kristen admittedly has hips than cannot handle a baby.  I, however, can be very accommodating in this area, and have experience as well!  Okay, I know you're rolling your eyes right now but hear me out.  You just have to show up and I'll take care of the rest.  I will provide a comfortable little love nest to make this happen stocked with all of your favorites (Heinekin, Hot Pockets, cigs and anything else your little heart desires).  You only have to bring ONE thing!  And I'm sure your little guys swim like heat-seeking missiles!  Now keep in mind, these things take time......so it may be necessary to do the horizontal hokey-pokey a few times.  Just for good measure.  So Rob, what does a girl need to do to make this happen?
I look forward to hearing from you.


Love,
UtterlyAbsurd Bella

Rob, if you read this, just don't tell my husband.  He get's a little funny about me propositioning superhot, fuckhawt, irresistable men such as yourself.  It'll be our little secret.

♥♥♥♥♥♥

I know I'm being silly. ;)

I do think Rob would make an amazing Dad, seriously.

What do you girls think?????

Rob Talks About WFE!

Judging by this interview,

I seriously think Rob is just as excited about WFE as we are!!!!!

Is it April yet??????

Rob's Kids

New pictures from Water For Elephants. Robowski and his wee little ones being all photogenic.

Doesn't Rob look all sorts of adorable here?? I spy a wedding ring!!!

I wish this would have come out clearer but you still see it don't you?

 Awww

It looks like he's talking to the baby, it's probably something like 

"Uh hey kid, see that right there. Yep that's an elephant. Can you say elephant? Of course he can't say elephant you idiot he's just a baby."

If Reese wasn't dressed like a uh, well a circus performer, they could totally pass for Ward and June Cleaver huh?
Hey look is that the Beaver???

Let's all chant "It's just a few more months, it's just a few more months."

I found these pictures at Robsessed where they can link you to the rest.

PCA's

Wow!  The first half of the PCA's totally fucking sucked!

Thank God we had all you wonderful TwiH00rs on Twitter!

You kept us LOAO the whole time. Otherwise, I think we would have cried.

Where was the Twi-Love?

Here are a couple of our favorite tweets that had us ROTFLOAO!!!!!!!

We flove you ladies!!!!!!

I think they're not even there. The Stew and Rob are making love by a fire and Taylor is watching... roflmaoless than a minute ago via webBleriana Aveiro
Bleriana

Omg Cedric Diggory showed up to the PCAs, fluv!less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitterJAG
Late2thePartee

OMG that momentary look Taylor had at Queen that said "What the fuck you crazy ass bitch?" JUST MADE MY NIGHT.less than a minute ago via TweetDeckMama Cougar
Mama_Cougar

(captured these using Blackbird Pie-sorry they come out a little funky)

How the fuck did Johnny Depp beat out Rob?  Seriously!  WTF was that????

The categories were rigged, no way can a Twilight cast member win when they are pitted against each other. But there is no reason... NO reason why Zac Efron should have beaten Rob! 

Seriously, did no one see 17 Again??? that was just ugh *shudders* even if a person doesn't like Twilight they can NOT tell me 17 Again is better, that's just plain crap!

I might just admit Charlie St. Cloud was pretty good. But, i'm still bitter and angry!

Now, enjoy the pretty.........

*Pictures from Robsessed you can find more here

I knew Rob would break that cell phone. I thought to myself 

"If Rob presents an award he will break that stupid phone and not be able to read the winner." he did not present but he also did not disappoint. annnnd what exactly did he say???

 "thank you so much for the phone People's Choice, uh I think I broke it already."

Oh Rob, you truly never fail to meet my expectations, or go above and beyond to make me laugh.

Here is the full acceptance speech    

Bring out your Robp0rn

So some of you might know this already if you follow me on Facebook (or I might have possibly gone on your blog and complained about it in the comments lol) but I broke my old laptop and therefore lost all my Robp0rn and Kellanp0rn.

My Mom came to the rescue and bought me a new laptop! I just got it today and it's awesome and it's PINK, my favorite color.

I swear not five minutes after I had it I put up a Kellan background (hey I had to set up the internet connection first) and started click, lick and saving pictures.

 But the problem is my collection is no where near as large as it was before.

So I'm calling you out

Not like this.

Share some of your favorite Rob and Kellan pics with links in the comments

 I'll also take Jackson and Peter too. 

Sharing is caring!

Tell me what are your plans to save your pictures from the same fate as my old ones?

PS: I'm on Skype now!