Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Green Eggs and Rob

Did you know there are still people out there who don’t really care for Rob? It’s true, unbelievable but true. So this is a little something for them, in the hopes I can change their minds about him. 

I like Rob.
I like Rob.
Rob, I like.

So you don’t like Rob you say.
Try him, try him and you may.
Try him and you may I say.
   
Would you like him in a house?


Would you like him on a mouse pad?

Would you like him with a box?

Would you like him when he’s on Fox?



Would you, could you, in a car?

In a tree?

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you, on a train?

In the dark? Here in the dark?
Would you, could you, in the dark?

Would you, could you, in the rain?


Could you, would you, with a goatee?

Would you, could you, on a boat?


I like Rob in all these ways, now you’ve tried him so what d’ya say?

I could always move on to all the wonderful things Mr. Pattinson can do, like play the guitar and sing to you…


So, how many minds do you think I changed today?
I really hope Dr. Seuss doesn't mind that I took liberties with Green Eggs and Ham :)

4 comments:

  1. Brilliant Kassie!
    I am a fan, a fan I am.

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  2. I think the rest of the teachers will agree with me Kassie, that you would have made a great teacher. This would make a great read aloud, don't you think Marie? Your new third graders will just love Kassie's version of Dr. Seuss.

    If you haven't changed minds with your little
    Green eggs and Rob, then people are just hopeless.

    I would, I could on a boat, float, coat, moat or anywhere Rob would tote
    me...

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  3. OMG Kassie! That post was f*cking awesome!!!! You really outdid yourself on this! I dont think Theodore would have minded at all. I agree with Fran that Kassie would be an amazing teacher! You can still make that happen K!

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  4. Aw shucks :) Thanks girls, I just couldn't get some of these rhymes out of my head.. it was originally going to be "The Wonderful Things Mr. Pattinson Can Do." Maybe I'll start working on that for the next one!

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