Monday, June 20, 2011

Make a Wish Mr. Cullen



What do you get a vampire who has everything, for his birthday?

Well, first let's review what you already have, shall we?

Strength

Speed

Immortality

Mind reading ability
(except Bella of course)

Sex Hair


And don't forget, everything about him invites you in.....
His voice
His face
His smell



Here are my top ten gifts to give Edward for his birthday.
(Just humor me - I'm feeling a little silly!)


10. Vampire Popsicles
because you should have a sweet treat




9. Vegetarian Vampire Boxers
(to ensconce your lovely sparkly peen)
8. Cullen Crest Socks
(because even vampires need underwear and socks!)

8.  Novelty Goblets
(bahahahahaha!)


7. Vampire Cuff Links
(do you notice a theme going on here?)


6.  Blood
(It's the real thing baby!)

5.  Too little too late?????? LOL

4.  Vampire Troll
(C'mon Edward - I know you have a sense of humor!)

3. Mini Bella
(for when the real thing is not around)


2. Vampire Porn
Also for when the real thing is not around
(He may not be human, but he is a man!)


1. A Vampire Car!

Happy Birthday Edward!
Here's to an eternity of birthdays!



8 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday, You Sexy Thing!
    Do you think they'll have any Vampire gifts at "the" party??? I wonder if they'll ship to Forks?? LOL

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  2. HB - I'm thinking they may something sparkly *wink wink* if you know what I mean! LOL

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  3. happy birthday, EC! so glad you're gonna live forever and always look the way you do.

    ;)

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  4. Happy birthday Mr. Cullen! Great gifts UAB... it's not like he can't own everything under the sun so why not get some practical things he may overlook like Twilight condoms.

    PS: I so want that cup.. friends don't let friends drink friends, awesome!

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  5. lmao at that Goblet! And I want Edward to have one that says 'brothers don't let brothers drink Bella' --corny, I know!

    Great giggle this afternoon!

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  6. 110 in vampire years is probably like 26 human years.
    The best gift I think was the vegetarian vampire boxers, so important for "ensconcing" a sparkly peen.
    Happy Forever Birthday Edward:)

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  7. Cute post! The boxers crack me up.

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  8. Those are awesome finds for the gifts!! Perfect for your favorite vampire!

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