Welcome to day two of Rob's birthday blog train. Here you will find a letter to Rob, just a few things about him, to help celebrate his 26th birthday.
I never know what I would truly like to say to you. You are just a man. A man that happens to make movies, movies that I and many many other women (and men) enjoy. However, when it comes to thinking of you, my mind goes blank. I will try my best to convey what I really feel in this letter.
The though of you being "just a man" somehow doesn't ring true. I'm sure to you, all the hype and hoopla surrounding your life, is crazy and uncalled for. But to me, you are pretty amazing. Not only are you very attractive, I'm not gonna lie, you are also very funny and down to Earth. You say what's on your mind, and don't apologize for it. With the conviction behind your words, you should never have to apologize.
I love that sometimes you just blurt things out. A few of my favorites are:
I was already a man
But I did fuck you
Just the tip
I'm the butt double
Kind of about thrusting
No that's not how Edward would thrust
And the piece de resistance
Kneel, smile, open your mouth, pray
So Rob in honor of your birthday I just want to say, thank you for being you. And thank you for giving me things to giggle, smile and chat with my friends about.
Happy Birthday Rob
Please follow the birthday train, your next stop is Rob-Attack
Z Any Mouse
Jen (PE's Ho)