Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Hello Fifty, Goodbye Fifty, Hello again…

Yes I am speaking of THE Fifty… there is no one else. So the other day I decided to take another long journey through Master of the Universe and wouldn’t you know it... I have fallen for him even harder than before… it could possibly be due to the influence of Bleriana over at The Cold Shower. After seeing all of the Rob/Fifty pics she compiled in one place HERE. *thankyouthankyouthankyou* I nearly expired before I was through the story, again.

I only took one of the tame ones!
Source Bleriana @ thecoldshower

I don’t think I will ever understand why I love this messed up man sooo much. I find myself exasperated with Bella and frustrated with Fifty… I sometimes need to reign in my frustration and stop myself from shouting and throwing my computer.

I now know how the story ends and I am not sure if that adds to the frustration or not. I don’t want to give anything away and spoil the story for those of you that are still not through it yet *cough*Marie*cough* But I did spoil it for myself my first time reading MotU. I’m vanilla not completely vanilla though, think of me as a swirl, if you will, (that’s an ice cream cone that is a swirl of vanilla and chocolate together) I have a fairly dirty mind and mouth to match.

My first time through MotU I stopped at the first sign of trouble... it was chapter 14 to be exact, I couldn’t bear to click on next at the end of chapter 13. But, I needed to know where the story was going sooooooo... I did what any sane rational person would do… I read the last chapter of course. I was then frustrated and angry that I missed out on everything that happened between chapter 13 and the end, that is 74 CHAPTERS I missed out on people! SHOUTY CAPITALS! If you have finished the story or are more than half way through you will get this reference.

I’m glad I went back and read the story again and again. How can a girl not feel the pull of this strange man that needs some love and tender lovin’

I just felt the need to share with you all. If you haven’t read this story yet, I hope this might inspire you to read it. But I am warning you now: this story is NOT for the squeamish. But if you have read any ff before, this shouldn’t come as much of a surprise to you.

Laters, Baby

*Update- Here is the link to MotU
I'm a bad bloggy friend, how could I go on and on and not give you the link?

PS: Here are two other story's I thoroughly enjoyed

Clipped Wings & Inked Armor - This is on Twilighted so you will have to create a user name and log in

The University of Edward Masen - This one is not completed yet, but updates regularly.


  1. OMG I am re-reading it too!!! It took me months to finally give it a chance. I'm so glad I did. I LOVE FIFTY HARDCORE!

    I am now on chapter 35, second time thru. It's almost even better the second time through (like Twilight!)

    xoxo J

  2. @Kassie & Jen - I ♥ you both for not posting spoilers. Whew! I am on Chapter 59 (1st time through) and I am totally addicted. I guess I really want Bella to straighten Fifty's ass out! LOL (don't tell me what happens!!!) MotU is so well written....Icy is my new hero!

  3. All right! Someone has to fill me in. What is MotU and where can I find it fast?? You all have me panting with the description and those fifty pics??? Someone reply please, want to read it.

  4. @Fran - I just send you the link in your Gmail! :) Enjoy!!!!

  5. Well thanks for introducing me to MOTU,I haven't come up for air yet, this caught me off guard, as I've never read FF before. I'm hooked, not done yet, but I hoping Bella saves Fifty's "soul" too. This is like watching a train wreck. I can't turn to get back to chap. 50!

  6. @Fran- MotU is soooo addicting.. I'm really glad you like it and you are right it is like watching a train wreck.

  7. Kassie,
    I'm still reading the train wreck, only coming up for air to occasionally feed my family and some such ordinary matters. might have to pull an all nighter to get it done, I'm surprising myself at how much I'm hoping fifty gets saved!!

  8. @Fran - I'm right there with ya! LOL I got up to Ch. 70 last night so hopefully I will have a chance to finish today. It's so freaking good!!!!!

  9. Ok, so I finally finished! And I feel like I need a cigarette!(I don't smoke) What a roller-coaster ride. I am in need of more. This was Fifty Shades of Fun.
    Marie, hope you're still alive...need to take a cold shower, if you need to share,you know how to get me.

  10. I finished! Finally - working on my MotU post! :)


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