Okay, let's just get this out in the open right now. This is strictly a fantasy. For entertainment purposes only. As much as I would really like this to happen, it just ain't. And I've come to terms with that fact. I'm not at peace with this....but I've come to terms with it.
a) I don't have the money
b) I have don't have anywhere to send my kids (legally, that is)
c) My husband would literally have a freakin stroke
d) I'm a terrible liar, so I could never tell him that I have some Teacher Conference in Chattanooga, Tennessee.
I would crack under the pressure! LOL
e) crap....I am having a party for my daughter's birthday this Saturday
f) double crap - my MIL will be here too
But, if I did have the money, a babysitter and a more understanding husband, here's how it would go down.
First of all, I have a Pathfinder that seats 7 somewhat comfortably, if you have really, really short legs. And I have it all pimped out with Twilight stuff!
So I would be more than willing to take 6 other Twilight Junkies with me! I have a roof rack on top for all our Twilighty crap (oh and clothes too I guess) so there would be plenty of room inside for us to bring all of your goodies.
On the must bring list:
1) Fun-sized Edward - because, hey, it wouldn't be a Twilighty trip without him!
2) Snacks, snacks and more snacks.....my choice favorites are:
I'm also packing the cooler with Miller Lite and Tequila.....
but feel free to bring anything else that you would like
3) My Sony MP3 player to play through the car speakers
and it is loaded with
There will also be in-car movies available - I think you can guess what movies will be playing on the ride to Tennessee.
As you can see, I already have out trip planned out. See the map below. According to Google Maps, it is 10 hours and 4 minutes from my house to Chattanooga. If we leave Friday morning at say 7:00 a.m., I can safely say that we could be in Chattanooga by about 5 p.m. tomorrow evening. And that's including a lunch break, and my 50 pee breaks along the way, and the time difference of 1 hour. I will drive a breakneck speeds the entire way....hey, I have a fuzz buster....which is legal, except in maybe.....Tennessee. Crap. No wait, I think that's Georgia. But I heard that Rob is staying in Georgia (Chattanooga is right on the border) so maybe we will be doing some speeding in Georgia sans the fuzz buster.
Rumor has it that Rob will be arriving in Tennessee TOMORROW!!!!
Once we arrive,
we can try to stay at the
Chattanooga Choo Choo Hotel which is where they are storing all the movie equipment......
or we can find a cheap-ass motel that's more in our cheap-ass price range.
We can get the cooler of beer
from the roof rack and cram all 7 of us into a hotel room so it will only cost us like $5 each for the night (*waves to Kristen - her idea!)
By morning our room will look something like this
I love my Miller Lite...what can I say! Maybe I should switch to Heineken?
Then we get up, hopefully no tigers in the bathrooms or babies left behind- and pretty ourselves up for Rob.
Then head on over to the set for a day of stalking.
This is the house they are using.....so sweet!
While we are waiting around to see Rob, we could discuss various ways in which we can lure him back to our hotel room so we can have our way with him. Maybe with some of these.....
and some of these
We better get a bunch of different varieties, cuz I'm not sure of his favorite.
Finally, the moment we've been standing around in the hot, August, Tennessee sun for........hopefully to get some pics like these.
Rob in all his hot Jacob Jankowski glory....*sigh*
And then, later.....back at the hotel room.
(If we can lure Rob back to our room)
|Okay, so we take turns......|
(If we can't)
|Oh my God, Edward gets hotter every time I watch this!|
Then we drive home and write an epic blog post about our amazing adventure.
So that's my fantasy vacation. I wish I could say I was packing my bags right now to leave in the morning, but the truth is, I'll be cleaning the house for the MIL who will be here tomorrow.
I know I'm crazy, so just humor me.
I appreciate you guys playing along with me though!
The Tennessee Robwatch continues.......