No, not the official commentary.
Last night my sis Barb and I had an opportunity to see a certain little movie together because all of the
in my house were not home!
When the cats are away, the mice will play.....and watch Twi-porn! LOL
So, we had a little running commentary going the whole time.
Some of it is funny.
Some are just observations.
Some of it will make you say,
"No shit, Captain Obvious!"
Some of it, "You just had to be there" I guess.
I ran and got a pen and paper and
just started jotting down the stupid shit that we said.
1) Riley is so freakin' hot!!!!!
(No shit, right....but I had to say it)
2) The FF that I am currently reading is "The List" that was rec'd by our dear Robzsinger.
(Yes, Robz, I'm still reading it! LOL! RL is making it a slow read)
Anyway, E & B in the Meadow made me think of
the dirty things that they could be,
SHOULD be doing in the Meadow!
I am SERIOUSLY starting to blur the line between Twilight "reality" and Twilight FF!
|Oh Edward.....take me up against the tree!|
3) "Charlie Nummy!" - Barb
(again....no shit! LOL)
4) Jessica is soooooo not bitchy enough!
In the book,
you HATE Jessica by the time you get to Eclipse.
Despite how bitchy she looks in the picture,
she is way too nice in the movie!
5) What happened to Tyler?
Was he killed by bad vampires????
I bet Victoria has him in her trunk for a snack later.....
6) I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
I LOVE hungry Edward! Gah!!!!!
Hungry Edward is H-O-T, HOT!!!!!
7) In the book, I skip the council meeting chapter.
In the movie, it's called fast forward.
8)Does anyone else think that Rosalie looks like Madonna
during the flashback????
9) Edward and Bella
in the ugly graduation caps and gowns =
Seriously! So cute!
|Could not find a pic of them together online|
and my computer is being bi-otch and not
letting me do screen caps! grrrrr!
10) Jessica's speech IS epic!
Wow, it's like she's reading Bella's mind!
11) The Leg Hitch/Proposal -
a) Edward is a TEASE!!!!! Let's get it on.....let's not get it on....let's get in on....let's not! ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
b) Edward's lips are lusciously moist after the petting session!
Then somehow we got into a discussion about his sparkle-peen (imagine that!)
and we thought that since he is cold, hard and sparkly all the time
wouldn't that mean he is cold, hard and sparkly everywhere all the time????
My snarky niece added......
"If you have an erection that last more than 4 hours - see Carlisle"
Yeah, that was random....but like I said at the beginning......maybe you just had to be there.
12) Totally random......
How many damn jackets does Bella have????
Geez, I have like 2 -
she has a new one in like every scene!
Okay, I know I'm exaggerating,
the girl has more jackets than
the normal female!
13) The tent scene - If I were Bella, I would have demanded that Edward take me to a warm, cozy hotel room.
Yeah, I know, it's all pretty effing random, but that's the way we roll!
Hopefully you guys can relate to some of weird, randomness.
Finally, I would just like to say......
If there is no Rob/Kristen/Taylor commentary on the Eclipse DVD
I am going to go Twilight Ninja on someone's ass!!!!!
You've been warned!