My IRWTSMN Goals

I have struggled with my weight all my life.

Yeah, I know.....everyone says that, right?  It's true though.

I've never been skinny.
But that is about to change because of this man.....

IRWTSMN is going to be epic....it'll change lives!

Here are some ways I've tried to lose weight in the past.

I've tried counting calories.

I've tried Richard Simmons Food Mover (yes, I'm that old!)

I actually still have this somewhere.  It's not the worst diet plan really.

If you can deal with looking at this *shudder*.

Of course I've tried Weight Watchers.  The first time I tried it, I took it upon myself to coordinate at work meetings at my school.   Those were great because we held them in the school library right after school.....so no excuses.  Just go to the damn meeting.  Then when school ended that year, I signed up for meeting through the summer.  $150, and I went to one meeting!  That's right.  I paid $150 for ONE meeting.

Let me see.....

I've also tried Meridia

And before you guys *tsk, tsk* me,  I have seen the news coverage this week about it.  And you can rest assured that I have not taken this in several years.  When you first start taking it, it works really great.  You have this amazing willpower that you never had, and you have no idea where it came from!  It is amazing.  But it maybe lasted 3 months tops, and then my body adjusted to it and it just didn't work anymore.  I did stop taking it for a while, and then tried one more time.  Same thing......no effect.

And frankly, I'd rather be fat and alive, than skinny and dead of a heart attack

Then there is the diet I invented called "The Half Diet"

The Half-Diet works pretty good and is pretty doable, 

if you can wrap your head around it.

I just ate pretty much what I wanted within reason, 

but I only ate half of everything.

I was actually quite successful with this one.  

I don't know why I couldn't make it stick.

Oh, I almost forgot Alli!

I won't even go there with this one! LOL

Now Trixie and Tess have proposed an amazing, motivating diet plan

and I am soooo on board with this one!

It's the "If Rob Were To See Me Naked" Diet.

Every time I think about eating something I shouldn't - I think of those lovely little letters....

IRWTSMN

It has been an amazing motivator for me!

So here is my GOAL

TO GET ROB TO SEE ME NAKED!!!!!

LOL!

I kid, I kid! 

But it's fun to imagine, right? (darn FF!)

Seriously, my goal right now has to be to fit into the clothes that I own and can't fit into.  My long term goal, is to have to buy all new clothes because everything in my closet is tooooo big!

Anyway, thanks Trixie and Tess for taking the diet by the balls and running with it!

And if you haven't joined in - then get on over there!

Also - my sister and I started a blog at the beginning of the year called

Fat Ass Bitches Getting Skinny

I just dusted it off and opened it up to the public and I am opening it up to any of you ladies that are interested in being an author on that blog, just let me know by sending me an email.

twilightjunkiesanonymousblog@gmail.com